Movies Archive

Van Dammage Report: Until Death

Not a good film, but maybe a good look into Jean-Claude's mindset at the time.

Movie review: Alien: Covenant

Ridley Scott probably should have just left well enough alone.

Movie review: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

The A-holes fail to bring their A-game the second time around.

Van Dammage Report: The Hard Corps

Stew lays down the hard truth about this Van Damme stinker.

Movie review: The Fate of the Furious

The saga enters the post-Paul Walker era, with Jason Statham doing the heavy lifting.

Van Dammage Report: Second In Command

Jean-Claude offers up yet another DTV snoozer.

Van Dammage Report: Wake of Death

Stew desperately tries to stay awake through this Jean-Claude snoozer.

Movie review: Kong: Skull Island

Long live the king.

Movie review: Logan

Tim thinks fans will give a snikt.

Movie review: John Wick: Chapter 2

Keanu is back in an action sequel for the ages. Your best suit is required.

Movie review: xXx: The Return of Xander Cage

Is Xander Cage's return worth the wait? Tim tries to answer that question.

Movie review: Split

Shyamalan has rediscovered his groove. And his knack for getting folks talking.

Movie review: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

The first Star Wars spinoff brings the action but not the heart.

Retro cult review: The Fog (1980)

John Carpenter unleashes zombie-ghosts on a small coastal town.

Van Dammage Report: In Hell

Ringo Lam sends Jean-Claude off to prison.

Movie review: Doctor Strange

Marvel gets on with the Abracadabra.

Van Dammage Report: Derailed

A trainwreck in more ways than one.

Movie review: Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

We demanded this sequel! Maybe we shouldn't have.

Van Dammage Report: The Order

It's the one with Charlton Heston. No, really!

Movie review: The Magnificent Seven

Antoine Fuqua tries to bring back the big Hollywood Western.