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Indiana Jones and the terrible, awful shot that defines Crystal Skull

This is what happens when Spielberg gets lazy.

Movie review: Blade Runner 2049

No spoilers within. Because Warner Bros. would kill us if there were.

Movie review: Gerald’s Game

Boy, this Stephen King guy seems to be doing well for himself these days.

Movie review: It

Praise be to Gan! It is a wonderful adaptation of the Stephen King classic.

Movie review: The Dark Tower

A bad adaptation of some great books ... and that is the truth.

Movie review: Atomic Blonde

Theron back again.

Remembering George Romero, Pittsburgh’s zombie king

The horror legend created an entire genre that still thrives today.

Movie review: War for the Planet of the Apes

Monkeys shine.

Movie review: Spider-Man: Homecoming

Tim sees a bright future for this Parker kid.

Movie review: Okja

The story of a girl, a pig and a streaming service.

Movie review: Baby Driver

Edgar Wright offers up an action film you can hum along to.

Movie review: Wonder Woman

The DCEU finally has a winner.

Van Dammage Report: Until Death

Not a good film, but maybe a good look into Jean-Claude's mindset at the time.

Movie review: Alien: Covenant

Ridley Scott probably should have just left well enough alone.

Movie review: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

The A-holes fail to bring their A-game the second time around.

Van Dammage Report: The Hard Corps

Stew lays down the hard truth about this Van Damme stinker.

Movie review: The Fate of the Furious

The saga enters the post-Paul Walker era, with Jason Statham doing the heavy lifting.

Van Dammage Report: Second In Command

Jean-Claude offers up yet another DTV snoozer.

Van Dammage Report: Wake of Death

Stew desperately tries to stay awake through this Jean-Claude snoozer.

Movie review: Kong: Skull Island

Long live the king.