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Van Dammage Report: Hard Target

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Hard Target is a special movie. Now, most of you are either rolling your eyes or outright laughing, and I’m not sure I blame you. But I don’t care. I know in my heart of hearts that this is a truly special movie, and there’s nothing anyone can do or say to convince me otherwise. […]

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Adapt This Now: James Robinson’s Starman

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Not every great story has yet been turned into a TV series or movie. Adapt This Now is a series where we highlight some of our favorite tales that Hollywood has yet to adapt — books, comics, videogames, etc. — and suggest that they get on that pronto. The Should-Be Source Material: DC Comics’ Starman #1-80 (1994-2001) The story in […]

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Van Dammage Report: Nowhere to Run

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A movie like Nowhere to Run tests the dedication I have to this column, at least in terms of being comprehensive in my approach. I want to watch and review all of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s films, and that means taking the good with the mediocre with the bad. Nowhere to Run, unfortunately, ranks on the […]

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Van Dammage Report: Universal Soldier

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All of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s films thus far have been smaller affairs, little soirees that often would live or die based entirely on his ability to wrest some charisma and good fight scenes out of what were often very bad scripts and even more basic scenarios. Universal Soldier, however, shifted that paradigm. For a while, […]

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Van Dammage Report: Double Impact

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Now this is more like it. While Jean-Claude Van Damme’s earliest years on the silver screen feature a couple good entries (with Bloodsport remaining one of his best to this day), he still has more misses than hits. Those early films are also — with the exception of Cyborg‘s more garish and ridiculous qualities — […]

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Van Dammage Report Special Edition:
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We interrupt our chronological examination of the works of Jean-Claude Van Damme to bring you this special edition! It was always my intent with the Report to go through JCVD’s works in the order they were released, but this is just too great to not comment on immediately. This is also a good time to […]

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Van Dammage Report: Death Warrant

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So. Death Warrant. It’s been about two months since I last posted a new Report, but that’s in large part because I’ve been putting off watching Death Warrant. It’s easily my least favorite of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s early films and, frankly, I just flat didn’t really feel like slogging through it. I will say that […]

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Van Dammage Report: Lionheart

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Lionheart is a film that many Jean-Claude Van Damme fans often cite as one of his best. I’m not so sure I agree. By now we’re starting to get a very good idea of the recurring themes that Van Damme is drawn to and will populate his films with as often as possible. Family. Justice. […]

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Ride or Die: Gauging the Fast & Furious Franchise, Part 3

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When the lights go down and Furious 6 roars to life in theaters this weekend, audiences will be watching a franchise that now only tangentially resembles its earlier incarnations. I’ll let you decide if that’s a fundamentally good thing or not, though I think it’s both fantastic and fascinating. Far too often a series will […]

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Ride or Die: Gauging the Fast & Furious Franchise, Part 2

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In the intro to part one of this retrospective, I stated that the Fast & Furious franchise is bizarre. The series’ third entry is why … THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT (2006) This is the point where the franchise probably should have starting cranking out direct-to-DVD entries. This is where everyone expected the […]

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Ride or Die: Gauging the Fast & Furious Franchise, Part 1

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The Fast & the Furious franchise is nothing short of bizarre. I mean, sure, it’s mostly straightforward. Fast cars. Exotic locations. Hot women. That’s about as surefire a formula as any for successful popcorn fun, but there’s something about this particular string of movies that strikes a nerve in a way that most other action […]