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Van Dammage Report: Pound of Flesh

Jean-Claude loses a kidney but rediscovers his split kick.

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Van Dammage Report: Enemies Closer

Is there anything better than Jean-Claude turning heel?

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Movie review: Zack Snyder's Justice League

The fabled Snyder Cut is finally a real thing. But was all the drama worth it?

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TV review: The Mandalorian 1.7 & 1.8 — "Chapter 7: The Reckoning" & "Chapter 8: Redemption"

The Mandalorian wraps up its assured and surprisingly low-key first season.

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TV review: The Mandalorian 1.6 — "Chapter 6: The Prisoner"

A prisoner transport full of fun.

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TV review: The Mandalorian 1.5 — "Chapter 5: The Gunslinger"

The Disney+ Star Wars show offers up its first dud.

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TV review: The Mandalorian 1.4 — "Chapter 4: Sanctuary"

Mando and Baby Yoda chill in a fishing village. Then an AT-ST shows up.

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TV review: The Mandalorian 1.3 — "Chapter 3: The Sin"

The action ramps up as our hero makes a choice.

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TV review: The Mandalorian 1.2 — "Chapter 2: The Child"

Space Pig Nick Nolte is just the best.

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TV review: The Mandalorian 1.1 — "Chapter 1"

Disney's first live-action Star Wars TV series gets underway.

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Van Dammage Report: 6 Bullets

Jean-Claude takes a turn toward the grim and gritty.

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Van Dammage Report: The Expendables 2

JCVD hams it up as the villain in Sylvester Stallone's action sequel.

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When is a movie no longer a movie?

Spielberg sets off an Internet firestorm. Stew jumps into the flames.

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Van Dammage Report: Assassination Games

The one where Jean-Claude apparently had a heart attack during filming.

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Van Dammage Report: Universal Soldier: Regeneration

Wherein we learn that wood chippers aren't as destructive as you would think.

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Van Dammage Report ebook arrives on Kindle!

All the split-kicking analysis you could want, now in book form.

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Van Dammage Report: Jean-Claude Van Johnson Season 1

Van Damme does his best work in years in this new Amazon series.

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Van Dammage Report: Until Death

Not a good film, but maybe a good look into Jean-Claude's mindset at the time.

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Van Dammage Report: The Hard Corps

Stew lays down the hard truth about this Van Damme stinker.

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Van Dammage Report: Second In Command

Jean-Claude offers up yet another DTV snoozer.

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