Van Dammage Report Archive
Jean-Claude offers up yet another DTV snoozer.
Stew desperately tries to stay awake through this Jean-Claude snoozer.
Ringo Lam sends Jean-Claude off to prison.
A trainwreck in more ways than one.
It's the one with Charlton Heston. No, really!
Jean-Claude takes on dual roles ... AGAIN.
JCVD goes DTV and the results are WTF.
Luc Devereaux is back in a lackluster sequel.
Jean-Claude attempts his Lawrence of Arabia.
Also known as "the batshit crazy one with Rob Schneider."
Warning: It's the one with Dennis Rodman ... though it's kind of fun anyway.
Ringo Lam helps Jean-Claude up his action game.
The Muscles from Brussels steps behind the camera.
Jean-Claude dies hard in a hockey rink. Penguins mascot pays the price.
Stew looks back at the film that was the genesis of his Van Damme fandom.
I kind of feel bad for Timecop. Whatever came after Hard Target was always going to
Hard Target is a special movie. Now, most of you are either rolling your eyes or
A movie like Nowhere to Run tests the dedication I have to this column, at least
All of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s films thus far have been smaller affairs, little soirees that often
Now this is more like it. While Jean-Claude Van Damme’s earliest years on the silver screen
We interrupt our chronological examination of the works of Jean-Claude Van Damme to bring you this
So. Death Warrant. It’s been about two months since I last posted a new Report, but