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Van Dammage Report: Pound of Flesh

Jean-Claude loses a kidney but rediscovers his split kick.

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Van Dammage Report: Enemies Closer

Is there anything better than Jean-Claude turning heel?

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Van Dammage Report: 6 Bullets

Jean-Claude takes a turn toward the grim and gritty.

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Van Dammage Report: The Expendables 2

JCVD hams it up as the villain in Sylvester Stallone's action sequel.

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Van Dammage Report: Assassination Games

The one where Jean-Claude apparently had a heart attack during filming.

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Van Dammage Report: Universal Soldier: Regeneration

Wherein we learn that wood chippers aren't as destructive as you would think.

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Van Dammage Report ebook arrives on Kindle!

All the split-kicking analysis you could want, now in book form.

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Van Dammage Report: Jean-Claude Van Johnson Season 1

Van Damme does his best work in years in this new Amazon series.

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Van Dammage Report: Until Death

Not a good film, but maybe a good look into Jean-Claude's mindset at the time.

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Van Dammage Report: The Hard Corps

Stew lays down the hard truth about this Van Damme stinker.

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Van Dammage Report: Second In Command

Jean-Claude offers up yet another DTV snoozer.

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Van Dammage Report: Wake of Death

Stew desperately tries to stay awake through this Jean-Claude snoozer.

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Van Dammage Report: In Hell

Ringo Lam sends Jean-Claude off to prison.

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Van Dammage Report: Derailed

A trainwreck in more ways than one.

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Van Dammage Report: The Order

It's the one with Charlton Heston. No, really!

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Van Dammage Report: Replicant

Jean-Claude takes on dual roles … AGAIN.

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Van Dammage Report: Desert Heat

JCVD goes DTV and the results are WTF.

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Van Dammage Report: Universal Soldier: The Return

Luc Devereaux is back in a lackluster sequel.

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Van Dammage Report: Legionnaire

Jean-Claude attempts his Lawrence of Arabia.

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Van Dammage Report: Knock Off

Also known as "the batshit crazy one with Rob Schneider."

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