Van Dammage Report Archive

Van Dammage Report: Until Death

Not a good film, but maybe a good look into Jean-Claude's mindset at the time.

Van Dammage Report: The Hard Corps

Stew lays down the hard truth about this Van Damme stinker.

Van Dammage Report: Second In Command

Jean-Claude offers up yet another DTV snoozer.

Van Dammage Report: Wake of Death

Stew desperately tries to stay awake through this Jean-Claude snoozer.

Van Dammage Report: In Hell

Ringo Lam sends Jean-Claude off to prison.

Van Dammage Report: Derailed

A trainwreck in more ways than one.

Van Dammage Report: The Order

It's the one with Charlton Heston. No, really!

Van Dammage Report: Replicant

Jean-Claude takes on dual roles ... AGAIN.

Van Dammage Report: Desert Heat

JCVD goes DTV and the results are WTF.

Van Dammage Report: Universal Soldier: The Return

Luc Devereaux is back in a lackluster sequel.

Van Dammage Report: Legionnaire

Jean-Claude attempts his Lawrence of Arabia.

Van Dammage Report: Knock Off

Also known as "the batshit crazy one with Rob Schneider."

Van Dammage Report: Double Team

Warning: It's the one with Dennis Rodman ... though it's kind of fun anyway.

Van Dammage Report: Maximum Risk

Ringo Lam helps Jean-Claude up his action game.

Van Dammage Report: The Quest

The Muscles from Brussels steps behind the camera.

Van Dammage Report: Sudden Death

Jean-Claude dies hard in a hockey rink. Penguins mascot pays the price.

Van Dammage Report: Street Fighter

Stew looks back at the film that was the genesis of his Van Damme fandom.

Van Dammage Report: Timecop

I kind of feel bad for Timecop. Whatever came after Hard Target was always going to

Van Dammage Report: Hard Target

Hard Target is a special movie. Now, most of you are either rolling your eyes or

Van Dammage Report: Nowhere to Run

A movie like Nowhere to Run tests the dedication I have to this column, at least