Van Dammage Report Archive

Van Dammage Report: Wake of Death

Stew desperately tries to stay awake through this Jean-Claude snoozer.

Van Dammage Report: In Hell

Ringo Lam sends Jean-Claude off to prison.

Van Dammage Report: Derailed

A trainwreck in more ways than one.

Van Dammage Report: The Order

It's the one with Charlton Heston. No, really!

Van Dammage Report: Replicant

Jean-Claude takes on dual roles ... AGAIN.

Van Dammage Report: Desert Heat

JCVD goes DTV and the results are WTF.

Van Dammage Report: Universal Soldier: The Return

Luc Devereaux is back in a lackluster sequel.

Van Dammage Report: Legionnaire

Jean-Claude attempts his Lawrence of Arabia.

Van Dammage Report: Knock Off

Also known as "the batshit crazy one with Rob Schneider."

Van Dammage Report: Double Team

Warning: It's the one with Dennis Rodman ... though it's kind of fun anyway.

Van Dammage Report: Maximum Risk

Ringo Lam helps Jean-Claude up his action game.

Van Dammage Report: The Quest

The Muscles from Brussels steps behind the camera.

Van Dammage Report: Sudden Death

Jean-Claude dies hard in a hockey rink. Penguins mascot pays the price.

Van Dammage Report: Street Fighter

Stew looks back at the film that was the genesis of his Van Damme fandom.

Van Dammage Report: Timecop

I kind of feel bad for Timecop. Whatever came after Hard Target was always going to

Van Dammage Report: Hard Target

Hard Target is a special movie. Now, most of you are either rolling your eyes or

Van Dammage Report: Nowhere to Run

A movie like Nowhere to Run tests the dedication I have to this column, at least

Van Dammage Report: Universal Soldier

All of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s films thus far have been smaller affairs, little soirees that often

Van Dammage Report: Double Impact

Now this is more like it. While Jean-Claude Van Damme’s earliest years on the silver screen

Van Dammage Report Special Edition:
That new GoDaddy commercial

We interrupt our chronological examination of the works of Jean-Claude Van Damme to bring you this

Van Dammage Report: Death Warrant

So. Death Warrant. It’s been about two months since I last posted a new Report, but

Van Dammage Report: Lionheart

Lionheart is a film that many Jean-Claude Van Damme fans often cite as one of his