Author: Stewart Smith
Van Dammage Report: Wake of Death
Stew desperately tries to stay awake through this Jean-Claude snoozer.
Van Dammage Report: In Hell
Ringo Lam sends Jean-Claude off to prison.
Van Dammage Report: Derailed
A trainwreck in more ways than one.
Van Dammage Report: The Order
It's the one with Charlton Heston. No, really!
Van Dammage Report: Jean-Claude Van Johnson 1.1 – "Pilot"
Please, Amazon, greenlight this to series.
Van Dammage Report: Replicant
Jean-Claude takes on dual roles … AGAIN.
Van Dammage Report: Desert Heat
JCVD goes DTV and the results are WTF.
Van Dammage Report: Universal Soldier: The Return
Luc Devereaux is back in a lackluster sequel.
Van Dammage Report: Legionnaire
Jean-Claude attempts his Lawrence of Arabia.
Van Dammage Report: Knock Off
Also known as "the batshit crazy one with Rob Schneider."
Van Dammage Report: Double Team
Warning: It's the one with Dennis Rodman … though it's kind of fun anyway.
Movie review: The Hateful Eight
Tarantino's latest sure is violent … but does it have more to offer?
Movie review: Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Stew's take)
Great new characters highlight a dazzling return to a galaxy far, far away.
Our Favorite Bonds: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Jonathan Pryce gets his Rupert Murdoch on.
Van Dammage Report: Maximum Risk
Ringo Lam helps Jean-Claude up his action game.
Van Dammage Report: The Quest
The Muscles from Brussels steps behind the camera.
Van Dammage Report: Sudden Death
Jean-Claude dies hard in a hockey rink. Penguins mascot pays the price.
Movie review: Furious 7
Our resident Fast & Furious expert, Stew Smith, offers up his review of the latest installment.
Van Dammage Report: Street Fighter
Stew looks back at the film that was the genesis of his Van Damme fandom.
Better Late Than Never: The Exorcist
We make Stew watch the Exorcist for the first time, and he writes about the experience.