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Van Dammage Report: Timecop

Any film that came in the wake of Hard Target was always going to have an uphill battle in terms of surpassing what still stands…

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Adapt This Now: Metal Gear Solid

Chris Hemsworth headlines Stew's dream cast.

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Van Dammage Report: Hard Target

Hard Target is a special movie. Detractors may snark at Van Damme's mullet or the scenery chewing of the film's central villain or the fact…

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Adapt This Now: James Robinson's Starman

Not every great story has yet been turned into a TV series or movie. Adapt This Now is a series where we highlight some of our favorite…

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Van Dammage Report: Nowhere to Run

A movie like Nowhere to Run tests the dedication one has to a venture such as The Van Dammage Report, at least in terms of…

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Van Dammage Report: Universal Soldier

After cruising along for several years on his unique charisma and limber limbs, it was time for Van Damme to prove himself worthy of something…

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Van Dammage Report: Double Impact

Now this is more like it. Cyborg's garishness aside, the majority of Van Damme's films thus far have been low-key affairs, largely focused on his…

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Van Dammage Report Special Edition: That new GoDaddy commercial

Your eyes do not deceive you. That's JCVD.

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Van Dammage Report: Death Warrant

A dour and joyless entry in the Van Damme canon.

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Van Dammage Report: Lionheart

By now we're starting to get a very good idea of the recurring themes that Van Damme is drawn to and will populate his films…

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Ride or Die: Gauging the Fast & Furious Franchise, Part 3

When the lights go down and Furious 6 roars to life in theaters this weekend, audiences will be watching a franchise that now only tangentially…

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Ride or Die: Gauging the Fast & Furious Franchise, Part 2

In the intro to part one of this retrospective, I stated that the Fast & Furious franchise is bizarre. The series' third entry is why…

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Ride or Die: Gauging the Fast & Furious Franchise, Part 1

Stew re-examines the first two Fast & Furious movies.

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Van Dammage Report: Kickboxer

Van Damme finds his stride in this action classic.

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Van Dammage Report: Cyborg

If Bloodsport is the kind of movie that can make a career, Cyborg is the kind of movie that can break one. It was always…

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Van Dammage Report: Bloodsport

Mention the name Jean-Claude Van Damme and chances are most minds will immediately snap to the title of one film: Bloodsport. No matter which way…

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Retrospect Hard: Championing Die Hard With a Vengeance

McTiernan returns to the series, and Stew is happy.

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Videogame review: DmC: Devil May Cry

Slicing and dicing demons has never been more fun.

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DmC: Devil May Cry demo impressions: A fresh take on a familiar face

Stew's ready to do some hacking and slashing.

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