Author: Stewart Smith
Van Dammage Report: Timecop
Any film that came in the wake of Hard Target was always going to have an uphill battle in terms of surpassing what still stands…
Adapt This Now: Metal Gear Solid
Chris Hemsworth headlines Stew's dream cast.
Van Dammage Report: Hard Target
Hard Target is a special movie. Detractors may snark at Van Damme's mullet or the scenery chewing of the film's central villain or the fact…
Adapt This Now: James Robinson's Starman
Not every great story has yet been turned into a TV series or movie. Adapt This Now is a series where we highlight some of our favorite…
Van Dammage Report: Nowhere to Run
A movie like Nowhere to Run tests the dedication one has to a venture such as The Van Dammage Report, at least in terms of…
Van Dammage Report: Universal Soldier
After cruising along for several years on his unique charisma and limber limbs, it was time for Van Damme to prove himself worthy of something…
Van Dammage Report: Double Impact
Now this is more like it. Cyborg's garishness aside, the majority of Van Damme's films thus far have been low-key affairs, largely focused on his…
Van Dammage Report Special Edition: That new GoDaddy commercial
Your eyes do not deceive you. That's JCVD.
Van Dammage Report: Death Warrant
A dour and joyless entry in the Van Damme canon.
Van Dammage Report: Lionheart
By now we're starting to get a very good idea of the recurring themes that Van Damme is drawn to and will populate his films…
Ride or Die: Gauging the Fast & Furious Franchise, Part 3
When the lights go down and Furious 6 roars to life in theaters this weekend, audiences will be watching a franchise that now only tangentially…
Ride or Die: Gauging the Fast & Furious Franchise, Part 2
In the intro to part one of this retrospective, I stated that the Fast & Furious franchise is bizarre. The series' third entry is why…
Ride or Die: Gauging the Fast & Furious Franchise, Part 1
Stew re-examines the first two Fast & Furious movies.
Van Dammage Report: Kickboxer
Van Damme finds his stride in this action classic.
Van Dammage Report: Cyborg
If Bloodsport is the kind of movie that can make a career, Cyborg is the kind of movie that can break one. It was always…
Van Dammage Report: Bloodsport
Mention the name Jean-Claude Van Damme and chances are most minds will immediately snap to the title of one film: Bloodsport. No matter which way…
Retrospect Hard: Championing Die Hard With a Vengeance
McTiernan returns to the series, and Stew is happy.
Videogame review: DmC: Devil May Cry
Slicing and dicing demons has never been more fun.
DmC: Devil May Cry demo impressions: A fresh take on a familiar face
Stew's ready to do some hacking and slashing.